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mummy has also found herself a new challenge, working for a hot new tech start-upoxfam shop worcester the hilarious second novel, and sunday times no 1 bestseller, from author of the smash hit why mummy drinkscan mummy keep up the facade while keeping her family afloat? can she really get away with wearing 'comfy trousers' to work? and, more importantly, can she find the time to pour herself a large g+t? probably effing notmummy's marriage is feeling the strain, her kids are running wild and the house is steadily developing a forest of mouldhow many more days of the holiday are there?welcome to mummy's worldsee oxfam website for delivery information read moreonly judgy, the proud and noble terrier, remains loyal as alwaysas soon as we got there i remembered why i don't use the flipping national trust membership - because national trust properties are full of very precious and breakable items, and very precious and breakable items don't really mix with children, especially not small boyswhere i had envisaged childish faces glowing with wonder as they took in the treasures of our nation's illustrious past, we instead had me shouting 'don't touch, don't touch, ffs don't touch!" while stoutly shod pensioners tutted disapprovingly and drafted angry letters to the daily mail in their headsi brightly announced that perhaps it might be a lovely idea to go to a stately home and learn about some historybut not only is she worrying if, at forty-two, she could actually get up off a bean bag with dignity, she's also somehow (accidentally) rebranded herself as a single party girl who works hard, plays hard and doesn't have to run out when the nanny calls in sicki suppose it could've been worsemonday, 25 july the first day of the holidaysthe boy child peter is connected to his ipad by an umbilical cord, the girl child jane is desperate to make her fortune as an instagram lifestyle influencer, while daddy is constantly off on exotic business trip
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Why my mummy drinks (hardback) why my mummy swears (hardback) why my mummy doesn't give a **** by gill simms read more
6 €
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I am going to 100% nail being a school mummy this yearshe is staring down the barrel of a future of people asking if she wants to come to their advanced yoga classes, and polite book clubs where everyone claims to be tiddly after a glass of pinot grigio and says things like 'oooh gosh, are you having another glass?'but mummy does not want to go quietly into that good night of women with sensible haircuts who 'live for their children' and stand in the playground trying to trump each other with their offspring's extracurricular activities and achievements, and boasting about their latest holidaysyes, this year is definitely going to be much better - i am absolutely not going to shout at the children, let them stuff their faces with crisps or goggle away on the ipadunfortunately i have not yet actually managed to buy the bento boxes for their lunches or book jiu jitsu lessons, and i will have to learn to like green tea, as it is foul, and i have not yet mastered french plaits, but i am quietly confident that these are mere details in my grand master planoxfam bookshop cheltenham the smash hit sunday times bestsellerand i most certainly will not slump on the sofa at the end of the day, glugging wine and muttering 'fml' repeatedlytuesday 8th septemberfirst day back at schoolsee oxfam website for delivery information read moreit is mummy's 39th birthdayinstead, she clutches a large glass of wine, muttering 'fml' over and over againuntil she remembers the gem of an idea she's hadi can totally do this
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Travelsafe sleeping bag inlet mummy microfibre tsthe ts sleeping bag inlet mummy from travelsafe is ultra thin, lightweight and manufactured from microfibreexcluded areas: channel islands, isle of man, isles of scilly, scottish highlands and scottish islands
17 €
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I am going to 100% nail being a school mummy this yearshe is staring down the barrel of a future of people asking if she wants to come to their advanced yoga classes, and polite book clubs where everyone claims to be tiddly after a glass of pinot grigio and says things like 'oooh gosh, are you having another glass?'but mummy does not want to go quietly into that good night of women with sensible haircuts who 'live for their children' and stand in the playground trying to trump each other with their offspring's extracurricular activities and achievements, and boasting about their latest holidaysyes, this year is definitely going to be much better - i am absolutely not going to shout at the children, let them stuff their faces with crisps or goggle away on the ipadunfortunately i have not yet actually managed to buy the bento boxes for their lunches or book jiu jitsu lessons, and i will have to learn to like green tea, as it is foul, and i have not yet mastered french plaits, but i am quietly confident that these are mere details in my grand master planand i most certainly will not slump on the sofa at the end of the day, glugging wine and muttering 'fml' repeatedlytuesday 8th septemberfirst day back at schoolsee oxfam website for delivery information read moreoxfam bookshop royal exchange square the smash hit sunday times bestsellerit is mummy's 39th birthdayinstead, she clutches a large glass of wine, muttering 'fml' over and over againuntil she remembers the gem of an idea she's hadi can totally do this
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3 €
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Why my mummy drinks and why my mummy's sloshedhardback books, great condition, can post read more
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This practical sleeping bag is mummy shaped and ideal for use on family camping trips and travelling holidaysfeatures mummy shaped - improves warmth and comfort around your feet synthetic insulation - hollow fibre for extra warmth compression bag - allows you to squash it down and save space in your backpack comfort range - between 8 and 28oc length: 220cm width: shoulder 80cm, foot 50cm weight: 1incorporating a durable polyester shell and synthetic hollow fibre lining, this warm sleeping bag has a comfort temperature rating of 8-28°c and will keep you comfortable throughout on warmer spring and summer nightsused only a couple of timesthe adventurer 200 sleeping bag by eurohike offers a comfy night's sleep when camping, travelling and exploring in the warmer months
5 €
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2 euro hike mummy sleeping bags, size xxl, 2 season mummy sleeping bags call or text sharon on will sell separately
20 €
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This travel sheet is shaped to fit mummy sleeping bagsuse this easy camp mummy travel sheet for added hygiene when travelling and to prolong the life of your sleeping bagthis travel sheet is easily washable after usemade of high quality materials, this travel sheet is soft and comfortable
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13 €
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This lightweight xxl mummy sleeping bag will be ideal for camping, hiking, traveling and indoor useas it has a mummy shape, our sleeping bag will keep you warm and comfortable, and thanks to the exquisite workmanship, it is lighter and more durablethis sleeping bag packs down to a small size, a stuff sack is included, which makes it convenient to carry alongdelivery includes 1 sleeping bag and 1 stuff sackpractical, highly insulating and water-resistant, this sleeping bag will meet all your demands
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14 €
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Lightweight xxl single mummy sleeping bagthis lightweight xxl mummy sleeping bag will be ideal for camping, hiking, traveling and indoor usefilling: 150 g / m² hollow fiberincluding a stuff sack
15 €
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Oxfam shop richmond the yummy mummy is one of our most popular changing bagsthe exterior of the bag has two canvas elasticated side pockets with pretty pu bows and a front canvas pocket with yummy mummy slogan and cupcake patchthe bag comes with an adjustable shoulder strap in brown with two cream stripes and is long enough to fit over any pram/buggy handle bars2 x insulated bottle holders 2 x nappy pockets key fob phone pocket pen holder long shoulder strap see oxfam website for delivery information read more
24 €
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Vidaxl kids / teenagers luxury single mummy sleeping bagthis highly insulating mummy sleeping bag is specifically designed for kids and teenagers to keep warm when hiking, camping and travelingmade of high-quality materials, this sleeping bag is durable, soft and cozy
21 €
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He aims to sacrifice evelyn, hoping to resurrect another evil mummyhowever beni has already invoked a curse which frees imhotep, a supernaturally-gifted mummyin turn, she trades the artefact for rick's release from prison and the trio set off for hamunaptra, hoping to arrive there before beni (kevin jbrendan fraser plays rick o'connell, an american who discovers hamunaptra, the city of the deaddisc and case in good conditionsee oxfam website for delivery information read moreoxfam bookshop carlisle swashbuckling egyptian adventurehe is driven away by locals and arrestedo'connor), rick's crooked former associatethree years later, englishman jonathan (john hannah) discovers an ancient artefact which he gives to his sister evelyn (rachel weisz)he pursues the adventurers across the land, feeding upon the flesh of unfortunate explorers
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Why my mummy drinks and why my mummy doesnt give a **** by gill simms read more
5 €
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Vidaxl set of 2 xxl lightweight mummy sleeping bagsthese generously sized lightweight mummy sleeping bags will be ideal for camping, hiking, traveling and indoor useexcluded areas: channel islands, isle of man, isles of scilly, scottish highlands and scottish islands
25 €
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Vidaxl lightweight xxl single mummy sleeping bagthis lightweight xxl mummy sleeping bag will be ideal for camping, hiking, traveling and indoor usefilling: 150 g / m² hollow fiberincluding a stuff sack
15 €
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In heather pringle visited the remote chilean port of arica for the world congress on mummy studiesoxfam bookshop cheltenham from the dusty origins of mummification in the deserts of south america and africa to the latest technology hyped on the internet by utah's summum corporation (which promises mummification for millennia for a mere $), "the mummy congress" investigates the allure of mummiesthis research is sometimes bizarre, but often reveals fundamental truthssee oxfam website for delivery information read morepringle also looks at the uses of mummies for today's historians and scientists and how much they tell us about ancient culturesthis book introduces us to the eccentric world of the researchers and academics who investigate such phenomena as the child mummies of the chinchorro, preserved over years ago, animal mummies from ancient eygpt, the 19th century buddhist tradition of self-mummification to ward off decay, and the political mummification of 20th century demagogues like lenin and eva peron
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Oxfam books & music lichfield the original mummy is one of the silver screen's most unforgettable characters and, along with the other universal classic monsters, defined the hollywood horror genrethese landmark motion pictures defined the iconic look of the ancient egyptian monster and continue to inspire countless remakes and adaptations that strengthen the legend of the mummy to this daythis collection includes all 6 films from the original legacy including the terrifying classic starring boris karloff and the timeless films that followedsee oxfam website for delivery information read more
13 €
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He aims to sacrifice evelyn, hoping to resurrect another evil mummyhowever beni has already invoked a curse which frees imhotep, a supernaturally-gifted mummyin turn, she trades the artefact for rick's release from prison and the trio set off for hamunaptra, hoping to arrive there before beni (kevin jbrendan fraser plays rick o'connell, an american who discovers hamunaptra, the city of the deadsee oxfam website for delivery information read moreoxfam bookshop carlisle swashbuckling egyptian adventurehe is driven away by locals and arrestedo'connor), rick's crooked former associatethree years later, englishman jonathan (john hannah) discovers an ancient artefact which he gives to his sister evelyn (rachel weisz)he pursues the adventurers across the land, feeding upon the flesh of unfortunate explorers
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Rose gold diamanté ‘ mummy to be’ headband white&pink floral ‘ mummy to be’ sash gold shiny ‘ hello baby’ string banner 36 piece bag of mini babies all adds up to £ of amazon £10 for all read more
10 €
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Snug mummy shape with warm drawstring hood: our mummy sleeping bag has been specially designed with warmth in minddesigned with a 300gsm hollowfibre filling, waterproof 190t polyester shell and breathable polycotton liner which feels soft and gentle against the skin for ultimate comfort when youre sleeping
34 €
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Ready to go to a mummy, perhaps even for mother's day coming upapprox 20cm x 20cmsmall 'beautiful mummy' cushionit's been mostly used it for decoration, propped up against a dresser but comfy enough to snuggle withpink with flowers
5 €
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2 x mummy sleeping bags with pack away sacksno offers ad id: delivery service consumer credit
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2 x blue and violet eurohike 2 season 200 mummy bags35kg, in excellent conditionno offers priced to sell quicklysixe 225 x 75cm
15 €
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Stormshield sleeping bag mummy liner material: poly cotton liner includes grab bag this item has never been usedcan deliver locally:-) read more
5 €
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Pink lining yummy mummy blooming gorgeous baby changing bagvery expensive when bought and the inside is immaculate and most of the outside is in good conditionany questions please contact me or call megood condition apart from some minor wear & mark from use, see photo'splease see my many other listingsit has many pockets for good useful items and was used only to carry nappies, wipes and nappy bags
65 €
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Inflatable mummy and me float with sun canopy as new used once (pool was too cold may time) rrp read more
8 €
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mummy & baby bear combo cute, soft and cuddly in beige very good condition read more
2 €